Thursday, May 25, 2017

Something Done Disney!

Cinderella's Castle a few holidays ago.

Recently, I have spent time in my blog expressing concerns about Pandora. I watched the dedication the other day, making my desire to visit Pandora a lot less predicated on whether I fit on the attractions or not.  Pandora looks beautiful and I wanna go and see it for my self.  Also, I think its about time I climbed down from my soap box and took a few moments to comment on some of the new, amazing and wonderful attractions at the most magical place on earth. I have to preface my comments with the fact that I've not been able go to Animal Kingdom or The Magic kingdom for about a year and a half.   Both of those parks have received new night time shows over the past year and, sadly,  all I can do is experience the new shows vicariously through Youtube and the Video Blogs I follow.  Let me just say that if watching the night time spectaculars on Youtube can bring a tear to my eye and thrill me as much as they have, then I might need to bring a defibrillator with me when I get to see them in person.

Some time ago anticipation for the new Rivers of light show in Animal Kingdom grew almost to the breaking point.  Each test cause a delay and each delay raised anticipation.  However, I'm Glad Disney took the time to get it right.   Its a beautiful show full of boats and water curtains, Projections and live performers.  I really can't wait to see it in person.  I suspect I will choose to do a Dinner show with Rivers of light and try out Tiffin's.. I haven't heard of this restaurant but the menu looks wonderful.  While I don't think there would be any bad places to watch, I want a good place to see the show.

I loved wishes.  I was kind of melancholy when it ended it long run at the Magic Kingdom.  But thankfully Happily Ever After is a worthy successor to Wishes.  This experience has more fireworks, more projections, great music and (spoiler alert) in a nod to Wishes, Tinkerbell flies again!   What Disney has done with the projections on the castle are nothing short of jaw dropping and the spectacular in the skies above Cinderella's castle is Beautiful with more shells and fireworks that wishes had.  I shed a tear when I watched. OK, those that know me know I get very emotional when it comes to watching Disney fireworks.  Wishes had the ability to transport me out of this complex world of worries, politics, and strife to a place of magic and wonder that even an old guy like me can find the place in which I can get lost for some number of minutes. Happily Ever After, I'm happy to observe has the same potential to whisk folks away to a land of magic and joy. I cannot wait to see Happily Ever After live at the parks and how much more wonder the Disney's Imagineers will add During the Holidays.  The goose bumps are rising now just thinking about it.

Not all changes are for the worse.  If fact, Disney seems to realize that if they are going to take something loved by people, Imagineers need to replace it with something even more magical.  On the horizon is Star Wars land and Toy Story land in Hollywood studios.  We had to sacrifice for these new amazing locations with the removal of the streets of America and the Loss of the Osborne spectacle of dancing lights. But Disney's track record for replacing beloved attractions with something more amazing is very good.  So I count the days till I can wander down the streets of some Star Wars world and take control of the Millennium falcon.  You can sign me up for that experience right now.


Friday, May 19, 2017

What Hath Disney Wrought - A Big Person's Rant.

Me at my biggest. (Sort of Santa like huh?)
You have to be kidding me, right?  The reports I've read about Pandora are fake news, right? Disney Certainly can't be lowering its standards for big people.  What is this talk of test chairs and of folks being asked to leave a ride because they are too big.  The 7 dwarfs mine train is bad enough.  The cars are small and cramped but I can fit in them.  But now, for the first time I can remember, Disney is coming out with a ride that won't accommodate everyone!  I thought I had enough of that at Universal.  Many people out there will say, "Well just drop some weight. It's not Disney's fault that your fat."  They don't walk in my shoe. Its damn hard for some of us to loose just a few pounds.  As bad as I hate to admit it,  I think big people are becoming a lager (pun intended) part of the population. I'm big, but otherwise i'm in good health.  I have no heart conditions, I have no back problems. As hard as Disney has hyped Pandora, one would think that they would be able to let everyone on the ride.  I remember my disappointment when I couldn't ride the Harry Potter ride.  I assumed, wrongly of course, that they had made accommodations for larger folks.  I may be jumping ahead of my self,  Maybe I'll be OK to ride.  Pandora isn't open so maybe they will fix the issue before I get the opportunity to go. I still love Disney.  I look on this as a difference of opinion rather than a deal breaker for future trips. But, please, I beg the Imangineers at Disney to keep us big guys in mind.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

No Christmas Disney for me and Comparing Universal and Disney.


Selfie at Spaceship earth.
Well, Its kind of official now.  My Christmas solo trip to Disney World will have to be put on hold.  My heart aches a little but postponing it will be for a good cause.  We booked a Cruise for next year to the Mediterranean. While I have officially set foot in European soil, our trip to Istanbul an number of years ago could hardly count as a comprehensive exploration of the old world.  This trip will give me more of a chance to see cities like Barcelona, Venice, Rome, and Florence, just to name a few of the ports that we will be visiting.  The trade off was at least close to equal. However,  Last week we did slip down to Orlando on a family vacation.  My daughter's work makes it unpredictable when she will be around for vacations so, since she and my son wanted to visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, We came to the consensus that Orlando would be our destination.   Fortunately for me, because we had plenty of time to explore the parks at Universal, My family indulged me with a day at the Epcot International Flower and Garden Festival.  It was great.  I love the colors and topiaries all over the place.  Don't bet me wrong,  I liked Universal too.  Spiderman may be my all time favorite thrill ride and Dudley Doo Right's log flume ride is one of the best of its kind.  I know that Popeye and Bluto's bilge rat barges is among the best rides ever. That being said, there are few things that set Disney apart from our friends at Universal Studios. I would like to take a few moments to contrast the two theme park giants in Central Florida.

There be Dragons at Epcot.

Leaky Cauldron, Diagon Alley

My first observations is strictly one that may not affect most people, at least people of normal size.  I don't consider my size to be normal by any means.  I'm a big guy.  My son is bigger. We have never found a Disney ride that could not accommodate me or my son.  We were unfortunate enough to ride in the same car on the 7 dwarfs Mine train once and while it was very cramped and extraordinarily uncomfortable, we were able to strap our selves down and do the attraction.  On at least 3 attractions in Universal, My son couldn't ride the attraction and I just small enough to ride on several others.  I didn't attempt the Hulk, even though there are accommodations for bigger people on that coaster, also, I went through the line for the harry potter ride at Islands of Adventures a couple years ago only to find out I couldn't fit.  I was concerned about Escape from Gringotts but I was able to ride that attraction.  Along those same lines,  I was afraid I ruptured my spleen on the Revenge of the Mummy attraction (my new all time least favorite attraction supplanting the Primeval Hurl attraction at Animal Kingdom).  I don't feel much need to do that one again. At the end of the day,  When I compare the parks Disney is much friendlier to larger people.
Islands of adventure (note the Disney Gear)
Gringotts Diagon Alley.

My second observation when I compare the two parks is maybe much more subjective.  It seems that Universal found something great with the Spiderman ride and then Universal copied for many of their other attractions.  Escape from Gringotts, Transformers, were both "4D" adventures like Spiderman.  There are some differences in the track configuration and all the rides I mentioned were among my favorites, but when we rode the  Race Through New York attraction, the 3D affects had taken their toll.  In my case, my belly started to bubble after Escape from New York.  By the way, My son couldn't ride Escape because of the seat belt.  I had more attractions that I wanted to do,  I would have liked Shrek and Minion Mayhem, but the 3D damage was done.  All of us in the family were all a bit queasy and of the same mind about leaving the park.  A few rides at Disney have made me queasy as well.   I rode the Primeval Hurl (Primeval Whirl) once and turned white.  I won't do the Mad Hatter's Tea Cups at magic kingdom and Mission Space intense mode left me queasy as well.  All of these are spinning attractions and round and round is not my cup of tea (pun very much intended).   But,  Disney wins this category in my eyes for having more varied attractions than Universal and I already know which Disney attractions to avoid.
Via Napoli

Finally, I feel the food is much better at Disney.  Disney seems to go out of its way to hire world class chefs to run the kitchens in Disney world.  On this trip, We ate at the Boathouse, Morimoto's Asia and at Via Napoli.  My mother-in-law complained a bit about the the crust of the pizza at Via Napoli but she is uses to the mid west crust that has an almost cracker like consistency. Cracker like isn't a perfect description but the crust here at home is crisp and nice.  Personally, I found the crust on the pizza very good, a little crisp with some soft chewiness that set Napoleon pizza apart form other pizzas. I had wonderful steamed clams at the boathouse.  While I would have liked them to be a bit bigger, they were tasty with a wonderful briny broth that was full of flavor.  At Morimoto's we did the Sushi Pagoda.  The fish was wonderfully presented with both sashimi slices and Nigiri sushi.  This is my own opinion and you can take it for what it is worth, but the oysters served on the Pagoda were not as good as local Gulf coast oysters would have been.  They tasty but small and a bit grainy. Not gritty per se but not as creamy and lovely as fresh gulf coast oysters can be.  Still, over all, the Sushi Pagoda was fun and delicious.  

Morimoto's Asia
In Universal we really ate at Antojitos in city walk at the Leaky Cauldron in Universal Studios and Mythos in Islands of adventures.  The food at the Leaky Cauldron was tasty.  I had the beef and lamb stew with a frozen butter beer.  I originally ordered the regular unfrozen version but my daughter liked the regular better so I traded with her.  The stew was served in a bread bowl and was kind of expensive.  It tasted good.  the lamb and beef were tender and still juicy and the veggies were not cooked to oblivion. The sauce was a Guinness based gravy that was really tasty.  My biggest issue with the meal was the portion size.  I got maybe 3 chunks of meat with a few veggies in a bread bowl that was barely carved out.  The bread is self was rustic.  I didn't care for it much.  At Mythos we were to share an order of calamari.  It is so easy to over cook calamari and Mythos managed to over cook it by a lot. In addition to the squid being rubbery it wasn't very fresh and tasted fishy.  We sent it back.  The manager was kind enough to remove it from our bill so I have no complaint about the service.  The Lamb burger I ordered for my lunch was juicy, flavorful and delicious.  I really enjoyed it.  Antojito's in City walk was our dinner before we went to see Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2.  Everything there was delightful.  I got mole enchiladas that were tasty and fresh.  Be sure to order the table side Guacamole. The server creates it table side, so you can add as much or little heat as you like.  The Guacamole was creamy and perfectly seasoned.  I could eat vats of the stuff with the chips they served at the beginning of the meal.  At the end of the day I would rate the dinning we had at Disney better.  The service was comparable at both locations.  The servers were fast and friendly and engaging at both locations.  I just think that Disney's food was tastier and perhaps even a better value that what you get at the Universal restaurants and Universal was a bit less consistent with the food.
Hogwarts express
So there you have it.  For the most part, I believe Disney gives you better value and more diverse experience that Universal.  Universal is fun and a great Vacation destination.   Many of the experiences at Universal are amazing and perfect for kids, teens and adults.  Universal has some of my favorite rides, but Disney, in my estimation, gets the nod simply due to the immersive experience, especially if you stay on site. I can say truthfully that I will be back to both parks, just not as often to Universal, and unlike Universal, I dream of my return to Disney.